drain the coconuts

1.verb- to ejaculate, expelling all of the semen you have, leaving u dry.

2.verb- a fat guys masterbation session during or after watching a porno. its been proven that fat folk have bigger balls thatn skinny folk.

i drained the coconuts last night and they hurt now

by jerky_dogfart November 13, 2004

coconut boy

The masculine version of the 00s coconut girl aesthetic made popular via TikTok in summer 2021. A coconut boy has a deep unshakeable inner chill and is seen in, on, or near water for much of the year. He loves his mom, convenience stores, novelty, democracy and never smiles in photos but is the first to cry during Toy Story 3. Has signature accessories that he wears daily. Frequently friendzoned but always ends up with hotties. Can communicate telepathically with most animals. A really great guy to have in your corner

A: How was the club with that coconut boy
B: We couldn't get in because he was wearing board shorts

by domina-horchata November 6, 2022

old coconut

The head: that thing over your shoulders

Mark - Dude, my head hurts bad!
Dude - You ain't using your old coconut for smashing pumpkins, do you?

by MasterB4iter February 28, 2022

Sea Coconut

A nut where God was horny when he created it.

Sea Coconuts' seeds look like female butts, and its plant's reproductive organ looks phallic. God sure was horny.

by userhandlegoeshere October 29, 2021

Coconut Queen

A gay man or bioqueen who enjoys strict relations with Polynesian boys. You can find these Coconut Queens gushing at a Hawaiian Lu'au or Maori Hangi. These particular types of queens are mostly white males with iPhones (20% have android).

"Damn, gurrrrl. That Polynesian rugby team has got this Coconut Queen ready to bust a coconut!"

"Jeff is trying to flirt with that Samoan Fire Knife dancer and he keeps ignoring him. Sad, little Coconut Queen."

by boomkanani March 7, 2014

couple of coconuts

Like two peas in a pod...a good but goofy fit

Two people that are a lot alike in a fun way...

"Those two are a couple of coconuts"

by Celms March 3, 2014

Coconut mode

A sudden and powerful desire to cuddle the shit out of your wife and kiss her and drink a milkshake with her and take a nap with her and wake her up with more kisses

I was really mad thinking about the whole deal with Kavanaugh but then my wife put me in coconut mode.

by K.A.M.I.K.A.Z.E. October 5, 2018