clistostorous

Clistostorous is an insult given to some one who is uneducated and will end up living off benefits.

“Rhys you’re such a clistostorous”

by Clistostorous January 17, 2018

Clinton

When, for some reason, your partner who you've had sex with in the past denies you of sex this time.

"Hey did you and that girl hook up again?"
"No I got clintoned. I got back to her house and started taking my clothes off, but she just wanted to go to sleep."

by rydog1028 February 4, 2018

Clintonitus

A mental condition where you blame everyone and everything but yourself when you fuck up.

Dude #1: "They fired John today for stealing some cash out of the register."
Dude #2: "Yeah. I heard he tried to blame his dog for it. The boy definitely has a bad case of Clintonitus."

by Mister 1derful June 30, 2018

Clitocytosis

A medical condition in which one passes out from not breathing while eating pussy. Primarly occurs when licking the clitoris. Hint the root word "clit" in the name.

"What happened to Jonny bro?"
"He was giving Megan some head and blacked out from clitocytosis"

by UrDaddyC November 11, 2019

Cliftonsitting

Cliftonsitting can be taken in one of two ways, and perhaps both if you’re really dedicated to the art of Cliftonsitting.

1- Cliftonsitting is indeed confirmed to be babysitting the creature named Clifton. There is only one Clifton, for there can only be one. That being said, Cliftonsitting can be be the act of watching over Clifton.

2- Cliftonsitting is also referred to the term, “sit on it, Clifton.” As this second meaning is made for sexual acts and sexual acts only. The creature names Clifton will sit on your cock, and ride you before you eventually have enough, and thrust your hips into her sopping hole, but that’s saved for another time.

Take this into consideration if you’re interested or would be interested in the art of Cliftonsitting.

“Dio, do you commit the act of Cliftonsitting?”

“Why yes, I do. And boy does she love it~”

by PreciseFreak January 1, 2020

Clifton college school

Bunch of bitches who are rich and think tthey are superior to other private schools and the girls want the boys attention soo much they send them nudes. Toss pots whos parents dont give two shits about and the boys are all tories with daddies car.

Someone: oh how do you know thats a clifton college school girl?
Me: she has breakfast at the downs and takes aesthetic photos

by Cliftonhatepage November 7, 2021

clintocide

When you have information to expose a person or family of political power someone makes you disappear and no longer exist

Joe was on the way to testify when he suddenly clintocided

by Make it pop 24 August 8, 2021