The Clinton Suicide

A mysterious suicide involving being shot twice in the back of the head, usually after former involvement in their political campaigns

A: I heard the Secretary committed The Clinton Suicide
B: What’s that?
A: When you’re assassinated by the Clinton’s via 2 bullets but it is ruled a suicide
B: Ah ok

by Apprefo December 9, 2021

clinton miller

A guy in a small town who has two uvualas. Likes to catfish girls, and also poops in bags. He also gets girls pregnant and never takes care of the children.

Who were you with last night?

Oh that’s just Clinton Miller...he poops in bags.

by Kvincent007 June 2, 2020

Bill Clinton

Was the 42nd president of the United States of America. He was inaugurated on January 20, 1993 and left office on January 20, 2001. He was the last president of the 20th century

Bill Clinton was impeached in 1999

Bill Clinton almost became a first man

by Clarksons Malarkes January 2, 2019

Reverse Clinton

Bill Clinton said “I did not have sexual relations with that woman”. A reverse Clinton, in all its simplicity, is the opposite of the quote - having sexual relations with that woman.

-I’ll tell you something - I’d love to pull off a reverse Clinton with her over there.

by Agger V October 26, 2022

hillary clinton

America's Best Presidential Candidate Ever, but unfortunately USA got fucked by Donald Trump and he won. Hillary Clinton should kill him and save America from Donald Trump the Fucker.

Hillary Clinton will kill Donald Trump and become the next president.

by lijordon January 19, 2017

A Hilly Clinton

Automatic email deletion program.

If you have emails that you don't want anyone to find you get A Hilly Clinton.

by ole chunky June 19, 2017

Clint Clinton

A man who needs Jesus

Bill Clinton: He cute
Clint Eastwood: He’s dumb old Clint Clinton

by TyeTheGuy75 May 18, 2019