cleaning the clam

aka douching the poon. shove a douche bag into your pussy and then hose that mutha fucka out

"I walked in on nicks little sister cleaning the clam, yeah dude, she hosed that shit every where"

by MDOGG January 22, 2003

Lifelong Learning

A flowery term for “learning until you die,” when the government would rather spend tax payers’ money upgrading its citizens’ intellectual health than paying for their poor mental or physical health.

Lifelong learning is the buzzword these days, because training institutes and universities, which are all hungry to get a decent share in the continuing education market, can reap an obscene amount of money with their sexy marketing.

by MathPlus December 16, 2017

Clarking

When an upper-classman dates a younger female at a school. "Clarkers" will usually have a string of failed relationships that only lasted for a few weeks. Those who clark usually do so because they are infamous around school and no girls in their grade want to date them, it is because of this the clarker usually takes advantage of the newer girl's ignorance pertaining to who the clarker really is.

The bigger the age difference between the clarker and the victim, the more pathetic it becomes (ie a junior dating a freshman is worse than a sophmore dating a freshman)
Someone is not clarking if they have been dating the younger girl for more than 6 months, or if they have only clarked once.

Person 1: "Dude Josh was picking his nose in class again."
Person 2: "The guy who shit himself in math last year?"
Person 1: "Yeah! I heard he has another freshman girlfriend this year."
Person 2: "Probably because she doesn't know how gross he is."
Person 1: "Poor girl doesn't even realize she's a victim of clarking."
Person 2: "Wait wasn't he with Taleene last week?"

by Confessabear November 7, 2012

Cleaning out the Beacon

When a greasy restaurant causes you to take a large, messy dump.

From The Beacon restaurant in Spartanburg, SC.

After eating at Hot Dog World, I was cleaning out the Beacon all evening.

by nappyd November 14, 2004

Self Cleaning Fleshlight.

A woman.

Person 1:- Are you thinking of marrying your girlfriend, settling down and having kids?

Person 2:- No, I think of her more of a self cleaning fleshlight.

by hyper_butt_sex March 16, 2013

cleaning the tailpipe

The act of oral sex around the anal area.

She wasn't afraid of cleaing his tailpipe even though he took sloppy dumps.

by V November 15, 2002

cleaning his Snapple can

A euphemism for self gratification in school. Refers to the excuse a student would offer to cover for his behavior.

Kevin was cleaning his Snapple can in math class.

by MikeT2 March 28, 2011