Choozing

when you ooze cheese.. from your cock... AKA ejaculating. yeah?

Dad: Oh boy, your mum had me choozing so bad last night
Son: Ugh! Gross
Dad: (Offers boy some crusty bread) Fondue?
Son: Super gross! (takes bread, dips... double dips)
Dad: GROSS!!!!
both laugh

by limp_pimp February 9, 2014

Cooking the dog

Furiously masturbating.

John: "Dude, what are you doing?"

Furious masturbator: "Cooking the dog bro."

by Lao_Tzu January 23, 2015

Choking the Lead Away

1. In sports, to be leading a series in the playoffs, only to lose the remaining games needed to win.

2. Losing to the lowest seeded team as the top seed, rendering the season of the top seed's team moot.

The Finals were going great for the Warriors, until they ended up choking the lead away to the Cavaliers.

Ex. Blowing a 3-1 lead in a series, Blowing a 3-0 lead in a series, '15-'16 Warriors, '06-'07 Dallas Mavericks.

by Nova Buster July 17, 2016

choking rabbit

When the screaming eagle goes wrong and she gags the complete wrong way

While the lads were giving her a screaming eagle she popped like a choking rabbit

by Whiteboy wasted February 20, 2017

cooking banana

Also known as Plantain. One of the main staple foods of the world, cultivated in many places of Africa and some parts of South America. Contains large amounts of starch and sugar, their leaves are often used as dishes too, because you don't need to wash them after the meal.

Cooking banana can also be mixed with sugar, vinegar and spices to make a banana ketchup.

by 32121 April 21, 2018

Choking the chegwin

When one masterbates vigorously in a manner that is similar to the strangulation of popular tv star keith chegwin.

'Saw my friend the other day, i could tell by the look in his eye he had been choking the chegwin all night'

by Uncle boozer June 11, 2018

choking the flamingo

Verb.

1. Choking one's partner during the sex game of flamingo.

2. Wrapping one's hands around the rare pink bird and squeezing.

3. Men, when giving themselves a handjob while standing only on one leg.

Boris was choking the flamingo with Mauve all night long.

by Fingenurgen May 8, 2018