by Russian easy bake September 9, 2020

A yellow brick road in a shape of a large Penis and when someone steps on it all you hears is a deep throat noise.
by Gabyzee May 26, 2017

by E.M Scroteler September 23, 2025

A phrase used to call a person or group a cocksucker. Preceded by calling the person or group in question a toad.
Crystal: Wow, look at that sweater Sapphire's wearing!
Periwinkle: Yeah, it looks so trashy!
(Crystal and Periwinkle laugh)
Sapphire: Hey, people like you are toads. And toads eat choads!
Periwinkle: Yeah, it looks so trashy!
(Crystal and Periwinkle laugh)
Sapphire: Hey, people like you are toads. And toads eat choads!
by Blues and Dumbness September 13, 2019

The result of a faulty ass wiping leaving a shitty residue on my choad. Not to be confused with choad drool.
by Jack Tors April 24, 2009

An uber cheapskate; one who is worth less than a load on the wall; a man as savory as a bucket full of small, slimy, fat cocks.
That guy with the hairpiece who totalled your car and then offered you a twenty to "forget about it" was a total choad-bucket!
by tauhntow December 30, 2009
