Cheese mummies

When you jizz in your mouth

-Dude I was jerking off earlier and I hit the Cheese Mummies!
-Oh damn dude how did it taste?

by Smau November 24, 2017

noob cheese

a really cheesy noob. someone who majorly lacks common sense and intelligence to the point where they are almost retarded.

guy: damn that blonde girl was a real noob cheese.
guy 2: yeah, im pretty sure i saw her trying to take a shit in the sink.

by noobynoobnoob December 28, 2009

Big Cheese

Someone knowledgeable and/or of importance and high standing in an area or feild.

1. Stop addressing me as "Dr. Cox" in front of your patients. When they find out my actual name, they tend to page me with questions when they realize just exactly how inept you really are. Oh, and as an added safety measure, from now on, I'll only be responding to "Doc," "Doctor," "Ceasar," or "The Big Cheese;" and noooo, I'm _not_ joking.

2. My dad can get us on the moon within the hour. He's a big cheese at NASA...

by NapalmStxToKids July 24, 2008

cheese faced bitch

Similar to a mark ass bitch, a cheese faced bitch is generally an uncooperative woman that is constantly nagging a brotha.

Teacher-bitch: Tommy, where is your homework!?

Tommy: Leave me alone you cheese faced bitch. God damn!

by J-Bra May 15, 2009

Blows Cheese

To Fart a foul smelling cloud of gas. The stench having similarities of Limburger cheese or any

There must be something wrong with Rogers insides, he Blows Cheese everywhere wo go.

Roger blew cheese last night in the studio and we could not go back in for a half hour it smelled so bad.

by Mr. Crumby January 13, 2006

cheese-toaster

A sword.

Adumbrated in Shakespeare, Henry V, II, Nym: "... I will wink and hold out mine iron. It is a simple one; but what though? It will toast cheese, and it will endure cold as another man's sword will."

The knight stared menacingly at his enemy, before unsheathing his cheese-toaster and charging.

by Chika January 15, 2007

Cheese Bunny

A bunny made of cheese. Usually cheddar, but is occasionally mader of blue cheese with pineapple sauce.

Cheese Bunny. Your worst nightmare.

by lectric bill October 7, 2008