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champagne facial

When a person kneels with their eyes closed and tongue out and their partner stands and cums in their mouth and onto their face, so named after F1 motorsport winners spraying champagne over pit girls faces.
I'm going to give her a Champagne Facial tonight.
by TheBounder November 24, 2024
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The Champagne Bottle

A sex move in which just prior to ejaculation, a thumb is placed over the tip of the penis causing the ejaculate to move explosively, much like that of a champagne bottle after its shaken.

Usually used after a particularly unlikely sexual encounter that one might count as a "victory" or in other celebratory circumstances such as New Years orr Birthdays.
"Had sex with the cute cheerleader last night. Was such a victory that I had to use The Champagne Bottle!"
by Uncomfortably_Ginger November 26, 2016
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Lake Champagne

I took a drink out of lake Champagne, it was incredible
by The_Shiny_Porygon October 30, 2018
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champagne geezer

A thirsty old horn dog, always about to pop his cork
Nate can’t play soccer with beautiful women present… what a champagne geezer!
by LittleFootballer August 23, 2022
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Champagne social-Islamist

sham-pain so-shul-iz-lam-ist
(noun)

A clueless rich kid who waves Pride flags with one hand and Hamas flags with the other. Pretends to fight for freedom, women's rights, and gay rights - while simultaneously backing troglodyte extremists who'd have them tortured, beheaded, or tossed off a building. Loves to rail against the "evils" of capitalism, all while sipping Veuve Clicquot™ on their yachts all day, posting vapid commie nonsense on Instagram™ with their iPhone. Powered by cognitive dissonance so severe it should qualify as a mental illness.

see also: useful idiot, dhimmi idiot, chickens for KFC, hypocrite, clueless dipshit
Greta Thunberg is a textbook Champagne social-Islamist.
by _L_C_ June 3, 2025
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Evelyn champagne king

an 80s artist who was mad-
person 1 : oh you make my love come down!
person 2 : Evelyn champagne king?
person 1 : uhmmmm-
by _____chaAzzA June 30, 2021
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Priming the champagne

An act of removing the wire cage from a bottle of champagne and shaking it wildly, thus making it ready to fire.
After priming the champagne, Walter started looking for a suitable target, holding the bottle as if it were a shotgun.
by Pygmyowl July 31, 2012
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