cellamaphone

1.) A common/deliberate mispronunciation of cell phone. Used to mimic a sound combination of Cell Phone and Telephone.

2.) Originated as a variant of saxamaphone commonly refered to by Homer Simpson meaning "saxophone"

"What do you want, Lisa? A tubamaba? An obomabo? oh....a saxamaphone!..." - Homer Simpson

"Call me on the cellamaphone."

by pOtTs000 October 12, 2005

celanthropist

A celebrity philanthropist. A very rich person who is intent on saving the world by spending money.

Reportedly, the term was coined by Time magazine.

Bob Geldof, Bono, Sir Richard Branson, and Angelina Jolie are celanthropists.

Here comes a celanthropist; Hooray!, our village is saved!

by mooltittle July 15, 2010

Little Cesar

An introvert, chubby weeaboo with a microscopic penis

Jesus:Yo yo see that kid over there with the red shirt.
Random Guy:Yeah that guy must be a little cesar

by Haibursa May 24, 2017

ceasar cut

A hairstyle vaguely resembling the outline of a bowl cut, with bangs combed forward to cover the forehead. Generally favored by men who previously sported pompadour or spiky hairstyles and whose hairline is now receding.

George Michael went from his Wham! big-hair phase straight to a ceasar cut. Guess he's going bald!

by zoomzoomr November 8, 2009

Cesar Millan'd

Solution to behaviour defect in girls who quit in the middle of a BJ. Simply by tapping the bottom of their chin or punching the jugular.

Chase:"She stopped while she was giving me a BJ, so I Cesar Millan'd her ass and told her to get back to work!"

Said:"Grande."

by Sydney Shores July 13, 2009

ceasar's wreath

A complex arrangement of multiple partners enggaged in anal sex; typically by homosexual formimg a simultaneous penetrative action and resembling a wreath as would be worn by a ceasar. At the base of this formation, two men share a long, double-headed dildo. Many multiple partners are then joined in simultaneous anal penetration with the partner in front of them. At the terminus of each series of partners, the unengaged participants give each other a handjob.

Seriously, I want to know what the world record is for the number of participants engaged in a Ceasar's Wreath!

by SkandaalousJoenes February 25, 2015

celandine

As a flower celandine is eight petaled and over optimistic yellow.
As a name Celandine brings to mind femme fatales who strike from the shadows.

Thank you for the gorgeous bunch of celandines.

The poor guy managed to get on Celandine's bad side.

by Boredsomuchrightnow May 31, 2016