calm your nipples down

A derivation of “calm your tits down”, but more detailed. Told to someone who is freaking out or overreacting to something.

Calm your nipples down, it’s not that serious!

by ara_eek October 24, 2022

Alright calm down John

You should continue to be even more racist

In response to, “ How I be looking at the Auschwitz guard when he tries to cremate me in the dollar store oven (the chimney is not even attached to the building)”

Alright calm down John

by Moloch hatin schizo October 31, 2022

Calm your tits

When someone gets excited, upset, angry over anything calm ur tits is the perfect response to almost anything.

Damn Daniel calm your tits we will be there in 5 minutes.

by Lunalove1432 January 5, 2022

Woah woah calm down jamal

Don't say this to a gangster with a 9mm or they will gun u down on the spot

Woah woah calm down Jamal don't pull ot the 9mm

by Ayohow you doinjamal May 26, 2022

Calm

The way a mentally challenged person says cool.

"Hey, I got us tickets for the concert next week."
"Calm!"
"Oh, you're retarded. Never mind."

by CharlieRashi December 14, 2021

Calm Cap

When something is calm and of the usual but also not true or just plainly, false.

Yo mayn i jus fucked 12 bitches in the aah but they allll legal so it’s calm cap.

by Dantheman123 December 23, 2020

calm calm

Means cool,

how’s you’re day been?

“Calm calm”

by Smartpatr January 13, 2021