by Tophers tissue September 28, 2015
SHE GOT CACTUS COOCHIE
by mmgk April 24, 2021
A penis, surrounded by pubic hair so simultaneously long, thick and sharp, that it can poke holes in a Coke can.
by labia-on-rye April 04, 2016
The action of holding both arms out in upside down 90 degree angles (like a cactus with upside down arms 🌵) during an awkward or uncomfortable situation when you don’t know how else to respond. Usually paired with an uncomfortable smile 🙃. This is especially used by socially awkward people.
by daisynicolexo December 07, 2020
A highly offensive term describing forced sexual intercourse with a cactus, specifically one of the pincushion variety. It's not very satisfying, take it from me.
by Experto April 28, 2011
A prickly vagina, like Austin's moms, that numbs and paralyzes the penis and nuts until it falls off and becomes Austin's moms dildo
by Clutch crayons June 24, 2015
by nate February 19, 2004