A deragatory term for a hardcore or "hxc" kid. Referred to as such, due to them having multiple facial piercings including their lip, nose, eyebrows, and especially obnoxiously huge plugs on their earlobes that strech their ears out long enough to look like dumbo. Many of them like to preach about being straight edge, or "sXe", without actually practicing it. They are more to less, closeted emo kids.

Their taste in music consists, typically of post-hardcore/screamo, deathcore, and electronicore bands that all the sound the same, though, they will often try and make you think otherwise, don't let em fool you! A typical pincushion's favorite bands consists of asking alexandria, bring me the horizon, suicide silence, attilla, attack! attack!, underoath, falling in reverse, alexisonfire, we came as romans, i set my friends on fire, waking the cadaver, *insertobnoxiouslylongbandnamehere* etc. Some of the more obnoxiously douchey pincushions, and their underaged scene bean female counterparts are into crunkcore bands like brokencyde and dot dot curve, both of which are an abomination to all things music.

Pincushions are also known to hardcore dance at shows. They like to call themselves metalheads, when in reality, they don't know jack shit about what metal is! They are a thorn at the side of everyone self-respecting metalhead, and are the main reason why its no longer fun to go in mosh pits at shows.

Example 1: metalhead: you're into metal? Nice! My favorite bands are iron maiden, judas preist, metallica, megadeth, overkill, hammerfall, sonata arctica, at the gates, death, in flames, insomnium, and arch enemy.

pincushion: d00d!! none of those bands are metal, der all gay cause they all have melody!!!! for it to be metal, its gotta be BR00TAL!!!!!!!!!! LIEK SUICIDE SILENCE!!!!!!!

metalhead: please, you don't know shit about metal! suicide silence sucks, all of their songs sound the same!

pincushion: NO DEH DONT!!! YOU FUCKIN POSER!!!! TAK SHIT BOUT DEM AGAIN AND ILL SPIN KICK U!!!!!

metalhead: shut up, you damn pincushion!

pincushion: STFU YOU FUCKIN FAG!!!!! I GO CRY NOW!!!!!

Example 2: metalhead 1: hey, are you trying to go to mayhemfest this year? I heard behemoth's on the lineup?

metalhead 2: eh, why bother? there's too many pincushions there nowadays.

metalhead 1: yeah, you're right, lets go see overkill instead!

pincushion by sbm1990 September 14, 2014

pincushion

person with a fat ass

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pincushion by julianabanana March 22, 2005

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pincushion medicine

A pincushion is a person who is addicted to heroin, they have been jabbed with countless needles therefore pincushion medicine is the heroin itself.

Layne Staley, the heroin addicted lead singer for Alice in Chains wrote in his song 'Hate to Feel' -
"gotta get
Pincushion medicine
Used to be curious
Now the shit's sustenance", referring to heroin.
:)

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Pincushion syndrome

A bodypart that is plagued by far too many piercings for it to be tasteful. Named so because the bodypart resembles a pincushion.

"Hey, did you see that hot dude/chick?"
"Hot? Nah, his/her face had Pincushion syndrome."

Pincushion syndrome by kikanjuuneko November 9, 2006

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intern pincushion

An intern that has been passed around the office for sex. Usually refers to a political intern for a government official.

"Wow, she is hot!" said the gentleman from the Texas representative.

"She's an intern pincushion so have at 'er," his republikkklan friend responded.

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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