Being Canada

Canada is generally a neutral country. Therefore by "being Canada" on a position, you're being neutral.

Hey, do you want to go to Place A or Place B?", "I'm being Canada"

by MrSamNC October 28, 2010

gettin' candaced

The act of exceeding one's personal limit of Beringers White Zin.

Upon leaving the liquor store with a case of white zin, I asked my best friend, "ready start gettin' candaced?"- I woke up the next morning not sure what the nights events entailed, but the wine is gone and there are feathers glued all over my head....Must have gotten candaced!!

by dangolbo July 6, 2011

Weatheradio Canada

A Weather Radio Network run by a bunch of retards who work for Environment Canada. Repeating SAME headers, alerts that cut into each other, and just general broadcast fuckups are common when listening to Weatheradio Canada.

EX: Weatheradio Canada has big gay lol

by Environment Canada August 3, 2018

matt canada

A terrorist employed by the Pittsburgh Steelers, probably born in Cleveland. He should no longer have a job, but he gave Mike Tomlin’s son a scholarship. Canada is so ass that during the 9/18 Steelers game the fans chanted “fire canada”.

Random person: Hitler is the worst person in history!
Pickensburgh: Matt Canada is worse

by BigO_naz October 3, 2023

I got canada in my pocket

A fancy way of saying you're broke (Quoted from popular Canadian song taught in Canadian elementary schools) "A penny and a nickel and a quarter and a dime mean a lot to you and me..."

Bill: Hey Adrian! you owe me money!
Adrian: I got canada in my pocket bro
Bill: Lmao K

by Koshka2 July 12, 2019

Crandall

An ass-crack that gets exposed while BMX-ing vigorously. Gravity and fast peddling causing pants to edge down creating a "Crandall"

"Man, you'd better stop peddling so fast, you are getting a Crandall."
"Dude! I can see your Crandall from the ramp and it is gnarly!"
"Hey, pull your pants up! I don't want to look at your hairy Crandall!"

by Timothy S. July 27, 2006

Canadark Time Difference

a 45 minute time difference in which you gain 45 minutes when crossing the american boarder into Canada at any location.

American's are generally gullible to the ignorance of non-exsistant time change.

Wow guys, that Canadark Time Difference really has me jet lagged

by the apo February 25, 2011