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Champagne Ass

When one person takes a bottle of fizz, somewhat like Chappledown or Veuve Cliquotand fizz that bottle right up and insert into the ass of a willing woman and watch that spray come right out of her ass all over the new bear rug and get the cleaner to suck it up or into the open mouth of a filthy willing participant
Oh my god! I got Champagne ass fucked in the ass! I sprayed all over the new bear rug! He asked me if I liked Bum-Perignon, I replied, of course I'm a lady, even after squirting all over great grandma's antique silver mustard pot with a tiny spoon! Daddy was not impressed.
by Champagne Ass August 26, 2018
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Wang-Champagne

Another name for the sauce of man.
Properly entertaining his female house guest, Bobby sophisticatedly invites Sarah to sample his wang-champagne.
by ADeadlySpark August 14, 2011
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Champagne and Shackles

A drinking party theme, where you and a friend are zip-tied together until the champagne you’ve brought is finished. Prepare the buckets boys
“Hey you wanna pair up for Champagne and Shackles on Friday night?”
“Sure, but you’ll prolly be getting barf on your shoes”
by cdubs33 October 19, 2023
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Champagne Socialist

A socialist or left leaning person, usually someone famous or influential, who promotes left wing ideals while possessing considerable wealth. The term originated in the United Kingdom. It is often used to criticize public figures who are left wing, but do not use their wealth in ways that would help others, or said wealth was acquired unethically.
accusations of me being a Champagne Socialist are blatant slander! anyway, subscribe to my Twitch and buy my new t-sneakers out now for just $250! and dont forget to check out my new memecoin!
by chungus 69 October 26, 2025
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The Champagne Bottle

A sex move in which just prior to ejaculation, a thumb is placed over the tip of the penis causing the ejaculate to move explosively, much like that of a champagne bottle after its shaken.

Usually used after a particularly unlikely sexual encounter that one might count as a "victory" or in other celebratory circumstances such as New Years orr Birthdays.
"Had sex with the cute cheerleader last night. Was such a victory that I had to use The Champagne Bottle!"
by Uncomfortably_Ginger November 26, 2016
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Lake Champagne

I took a drink out of lake Champagne, it was incredible
by The_Shiny_Porygon October 30, 2018
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Wetherspoons champagne

A lager top made from something cheap like Carling or Fosters and instead of lemonade they use Tim Martin's jizz
I'm celebrating so a glass of Wetherspoons Champagne please
by Weatherfork February 19, 2024
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