Cisco Certified Trained Monkey

The Cisco Certified Trained Monkey, or CCTM, is not a technical certification offered by Cisco Systems.

This is a Cisco Certified Internetworking Expert (CCIE) who designs statically routed networks.

A bunch of Cisco certified trained monkeys have ruined my network.

by kootiger June 16, 2017

Lord Cartier the 3rd

Lord Cartier the 3rd also known as King Vamp or Playboi Carti invented music and his own language called Cartinese 🧛🏿

Virgin: Yo what chu listening to?
Chad: Lord Cartier the 3rd
Virgin: you mean that gay ass vamp carti?
Chad shot him in the chest 27 times

by Must have a big deal January 28, 2022

.play.boi.carti

A really hot person who loves carti and stuff and has a drawing pinned on her wall

Wow .play.boi.carti is so hot and has amazing tiddies 😩

by .play.boi.carti October 12, 2021

The Chris Carti Hub Incident

The Chris Incident is when you're a 19 and retarded at the same time talking to an 8th grader online

The Chris Carti Hub Incident "i just wanna put my hands on your waist and hold you close to me"

by 00nova November 3, 2023

Certificated

A strange word invented by The Administrator, who has the power to do such things. It means "holding a certificate relating to the fields of aviation or aviation maintenance."

"Certificated!? Is that even a real word?"

by Da Moose November 12, 2003

cartispics

Cartispics is the study of controversies amongst world religions.

Cartispics led me to knowing about the causes behind the crusades.

by 4yourowngood December 17, 2016

Certificate

In School:
-The only thing you get from winning a school event.

-A useless piece of paper you can win and brag about with other students.

Other Situations:
-A piece of paper proving something you have or own is yours.

-Common types are Birth, Marriage and Death.

-I won a certificate at a school competition today, the fuck am I gonna do with this? You think I burnt half of my life in training for this moment only to get this thing?
-Here's a certificate of me winning firsr place. Suck it.

-Dude, that thing is mine, I have proof here, a certificate with specific date and my signature and such...

-I got my birth certificate today now I can apply for this school.

by ~HumanonlySee4gbRam July 2, 2018