turd burgler

The pitcher not the catcher, a blatent ass bandit

Nooo you idiot, I'm the pitcher, you're the catcher

by a lgx January 15, 2004

burgle

a funnier way of saying "steal", usually used in light conversation.

stems from the word "burglary"

Don't burgle any more of my fries!

He burgled my virginity.

by Mtown March 10, 2008

Fred Burkle

Fred Burkle(played by Amy Acker),short for Winifred Burkle, became a member of the Angel gang when in Pylea Angel his gang came across her.They saved her and brought her back to her world that she had been take from five years ago(as of then).Then she was a member of Angel Investigations until Lilah Morgan said that The Senior Partners wanted them to take over Wolfram and Harts(an evil lawfirm,though Angel made it a good lawfirm) L.A. Branch.At Wolfram and Hart,Fred became head of the science dep.There,she got delivered a tomb that made her sick and hollowed her out to make a before-time god,Illyria.

Fred Burkle was in Pylea for five years.

Fred Burkle is a science geek.

Fred Burke became Illyria.

by an-angel-fan September 2, 2005

penis butler

Penis butler is someone who is in a sexual relations to someone whom had a penis and is their "servant" in return gets their penis as pay.

Hey, my penis butler is great she does a great job and get my penis in return!

by TheSaucayPecus July 23, 2017

Bartlesville Fuel Spill

When a girl gets off so convulsively upon orgasm that she shits herself. If she's a gusher, you may have a blow-out on your hands.

I rogered Natalie so thoroughly that she was embarrassed to have finished off with a little Bartlesville Fuel Spill.

by Jickety March 16, 2008

burple

1. The cross between blue and purple
2. When you burp and that bile/vomit comes up by accident.

"aahhh crap, i just burpled"

by ichiro October 13, 2003

hot burgle

When someone reaches inside your ass and literally steals your shit. The Hot Burgle typically coincides with sexual acts, but can also be achieved while the victim is sleeping or passed out.

Eric knew Kathy would steal his heart but he had no idea what he was in for until she hot burgled him.

by meatlocker January 16, 2011