Bumgerm

Used to describe a person who is unpleasant, abhorrent, obnoxious, or just not doing what you want them to. First used by Eric the 'Alfwit, of Lobotomy Racing, to describe Bernie Blackman, and other such jerks. Can be used lightly, (1), if a friend is being gross, or more seriously, (2), if someone is causing shivers-down-the-spine, gagging disgust. Can also be used on someone who is causing annoyance or aggravation of any kind, but no discomfort (3).

1) Girl one: TEACHERS NAKDED! HAHA!
Girl two: I am seriously grossed out now, you bumgerm.

2) Perv teacher: *walks up behind (girl) student and places hand on shoulder, attempting to create gape in front of shirt and thus get an eyeful, under the guise of checking that they're working and not writing notes*
Sooo... What are you working on today?
Student: *holds shirt closed with hands*
Modesty, bumgerm.

3) Teacher: I am brilliant. Mozart is brilliant. Elevator music pwns... (continues his self-indulgent rant about the brilliance of things that he likes and the general suckiness of everyone who does not agree with him)
Student: Ugh. Bumgerm much?

by Invisible_Girl_92 December 24, 2008

bumbersailing

Rollerblading, using an umbrella (also known as a bumbershoot) as a sail.

The wind was perfect for kite flying and bumbersailing along the riverwalk.

by MisterInvisible December 26, 2008

bumper bummer

The unfortunate occasion in which you are left with the sticker of a losing candidate on the bumper of your car post-election, but are too depressed to remove it

Mike: Don't you think it's time to remove the McCain/Palin sticker, buddy? People are honking at you.
Tom: Can't do it, man. I'm feeling serious bumper bummer.

by kobi16701 December 9, 2008

Bumpersticky

Something worthy of a bumpersticker, or more usually, not worthy.

Who decided that 'Smart as a horse, and hung like Einstein!' was bumpersticky?

by TattMan July 29, 2010

bumpercasting

Expressing your point of view through an over abundance of bumper-stickers.

I get you are pro-life, but do you need all the bumpercasting? I can't see what color your car is.

by BiggJoe December 20, 2010

bummer leaf

A bummer leaf is a leaf that in autumn when all the leaves from the trees attatches to another leaf in a bumming fashion. Also known as friendly foliage or kinkyleaves.

We are bummer leaf

by martymoooooooooo November 24, 2010

Bumper Sticking

The act of placing bumper stickers on people's cars that do not want them there. Often done with very innapropriate or embarassing bumper stickers to prank friends.

John is gonna be so pissed when he finally sees that he's been driving around with that gay rights rainbow bumper sticker we put on his truck after a successful night of bumper sticking the whole parking lot.

by tmoney234 March 25, 2011