sack bump

An elaborate, ceremonious salutation between close male friends. When two friends who haven't seen each other in a long time are reunited, they immediately drop trow revealing their sacks, then hold them in an outward-facing position and run directly at each other. This is typically executed at full speed and in perfect alignment. The result is that both participants dangerously collide sack-first, causing them to repel off of each other in a cartoon-like, elastic fashion, ultimately sending each friend into random, disoriented trajectories where hazards likely await.

The sack bump is a kin to the well-known chest bump and fist bump. However, the sack bump is a superior and more valued greeting ritual, reserved for parties who hold the utmost respect for one another.
The epic sack bump of '89 sent Gordon off a balcony, shattering both his legs and his penis, while long-time friend Herbert was hurled under a taxi cab, bursting his coin purse apart instantly on impact.
by JDirty September 28, 2013
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Raisin Bumping

the act of two or more old people having sexual intercourse
my grandma was raisin bumping with this guy last night
I walked in on my grandparents raisin bumping
by liimitzgaming March 11, 2011
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Hoffa Bump

A "hoffa bump" is a massive speed bump that bangs into the bottom of your car, used to slow traffic
Hey slow down over that hoffa bump! Your going to rip up the bottom of my car
by TPnCP October 22, 2013
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Pus bump

A pouch of skin filled with pus occurs from digging and scratching with dirty finger nails around the vagina.
Hey Aron, didn't you notice the pus bumps around Susie's vagina as you were going down on her?
by Handjack6969 March 28, 2017
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bungee bump

Used when the elastic is just a little too long...
"That Bungee bump is going to hurt in the morning." (said when the person is being zipped inside a body bag)
by jess the bungee bumper November 14, 2004
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bump piece

a derogatory term that can be used with no reason other than to call someone a name. could also be used to describe someone who fails to do their job. invented by little willie after he saw a piece of a car's bumper laying on the ground.

pronounced bum-peez
"Dude, what are you doin' bump piece?"
by TonyRo June 12, 2008
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Stress Bump

When some bitch tryna hide the fact she got the herps
Person A : Wow I'm so stressed out I think I'm getting a stress bump
Person B : You mean herpes . . . because that's what that is . . . herpes
by jmartin1hunded September 15, 2016
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