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Un-british

Alejo: United Kingdom should have a fast railway for big cities like London and Birmingham.

Dave: No mate, Bri'ain doesn't need high speed trains. We don't need speed at all mate, we just need to raise the speed of our existing lines mate.

Alejo: So it is un-British to use technology for good in this country?
by Class 323 February 19, 2022
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British Duel

When 2 men engage in a sword-fight, where the swords are their erect penises.
Person 1: Oy guvna! Those 2 wankers are really in quite a scuffle!
Person 2: They're reaching for the zippers on their knickers!
Person 1: I have to reason to believe a British Duel is about to ensue!
by yung_fish21 June 23, 2020
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British Handshake

Pouring highly corrosive acid in someone's face
I give my ex-husband a British handshake to show him that I was right.
by conze97 March 5, 2023
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British cult

The members say long live the queen in which extends her life time. They drink tea and watch the telly while plotting new tea types, although no new tea ideas have come up in recent. These Brits blend in well with the normal people easily and can spread there love for the queen from person to person easily.
Welcome to the British cult yearly meeting thank you for coming, how much sugar in your tea?
by Unknown_Friendo February 20, 2022
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british shower

Is when you wash only the smelly parts of your body and leave the rest.
OR
When you spray deodorant on yourself without washing your body.
-Hey have you showered?
-no, I took a british shower
by Lola1111 February 4, 2022
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British-arama

Something extremely British. Words or phases stereotypically associated with British culture.
"Their conversation had a British-arama about it"
by Shetlandpony007 April 8, 2017
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British Phobic

British Phobic - To hate a British person aggressively with a passion.
Person 1 : “I fucking hate British people.”
Person 2 : “Lol same we’re so British Phobic.”
by JoOvhz February 14, 2021
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