Bagger Status

When she is so fucking ugly, but has an incredibly hot body that you need to put a bag over her head to have sex, or at least to donkeypunch. (look it up)

Last night I was eyeing this very hot body, but I discovered upon closer inspection she had only reached "Bagger Status".

by Tit's McGee February 4, 2009

Blaggerfurner

(verb) the act of being bored out of your mind

Girl: ugh. this class is soooo boring
Boy: I know! Im so Blaggerfurner.

by derfface July 22, 2010

Branger

Bored Anger.
Experiencing boredom so terrible, that it drives you into a rage.

"Hey man did you watch the intro video for the summer class?"
"YES. It was THIRTY minutes long and his voice was sooo monotone.By the end I was boiling over with branger.

by HMBJ May 26, 2014

Dbl bagger

dbl bagger: short for double bagger, when the person you intend to fuck is so ugly you need two bags. one for her and one for you just in case her's rips or someone walks in.

fuk tht grl is a dbl bagger 4 sur, i dnt care how much jack u got @ th party

by froggyt11 February 23, 2010

douche baggerry

acts of a particularly annoying person(s)

Jane: thomas i am fed up with your douche baggerry, i am leaving you

by SKYEDONKEYNINJA!!! May 15, 2010

Carpet Bagger

Northern Yankee who moves to the south and takes jobs that were meant for southerners. Constantly talk about Bloomfield NJ.

Man that guy Ed Phillips is a major Carpet Bagger

by CrossRoadsCars July 12, 2023

douche bagger

One who bags douches

that guy has six trash bags full of douches

by dog chain March 24, 2005