boyf

short for boyfriend, way better than the abbreviation b.f.

My new boyf is totally hot!

by Abatron August 19, 2004

Psychic Boyfriend

This is a view that is held by many women that a man should be able to mind read their girlfriends thoughts. This is a major cause of many arguments between couples, because a woman often thinks she should shouldn't have to say anything and her boyfriend should just be able to understand her emotions or problems.

(Boyfriend) Where would you like to go tonight? (Girlfriend) The movies would be fun. (Boyfriend) What would you like to see? (Girlfriend) Let's see The Goonies. (Boyfriend) So how did you like the movie? (Girlfriend) Why did we have to see The Goonies? (Boyfriend) That's what you said you wanted to see! (Girlfriend) You should have known I didn't want to see some kids movie, I wanted to see something romantic. (Boyfriend) Then why didn't you say that before? (Girlfriend) I shouldn't have to, your my boyfriend, you should know by now what I want to see. (Boyfriend) I'm not a Psychic Boyfriend you know! So I guess were going to fight about this right? (Girlfriend) Ohh yeah!

by the2ndflood March 6, 2008

boyfriend

A male whom a female begins a relationship with. He is not essential to making the female a better person, but more so a person she can depend on for emotional support, sexual comfort, or life lessons.
1)A boyfriend, depending on how the girl feels about him can make a girl feel beautiful, special, a better person, and dependant on the happiness she recieves from him if he is a proper man.
2)A boyfriend can also be an enemy that the female cannot get herself away from because she feels as though she "needs" him, even though he may cause her physical, emotional, or psycological pain.
3)A boyfriend can be a wonderful or a horrible thing, but either way, they are always welcome

1)Hey, this is my boyfriend, and I love him to death

2)My boyfriend isn't so bad, you just don't know him like I do

by Melissa January 14, 2005

world's best boyfriend

The guy who loves you & treats you the way no other guy has treated you & gives you a thousand reasons to love him more & more each day

Alex Palominos is the world's best boyfriend !

I love you Alex

by Thing2bash September 14, 2013

boyfriendaholic

A girl (or guy) who, makes their life revolve around their current boyfriend. Will add their name all over their myspace profile and or Aim buddy profile, followed or preceded by "<3"

Boy:Wow get off the internet don't you have a life?
Girl: Yeah i have a life, i'm waiting for him to get off work.
Boy:You're such a boyfriendaholic
Girl: i love my bby chris<3

by Kable59 April 13, 2008

boyfriend bomb

When you're about to ask a girl out and during the conversation she intentionally inserts a line about her boyfriend so you'll back off.

Boy: "I enjoy riding my Harley on days like this. I have a backseat..."

Girl: "Oh, yeah Jared has a Honda. He takes me out on it all the time."

Boy: "Ohhhhh!!! The boyfriend bomb! See ya."

by Evinah May 13, 2008

Boyfriend #2

A term used for a boyfriend on the side, most often just for sexual relations only.

girl: Babe lets fuck right now
Boyfriend: not now, the basketball game is on
(girl gets phone)
Girl: im coming over now get the bed ready.
Boyfriend #2: twice in one day? ok fine

by Waleedz E June 14, 2009