salty booger

When you shoot a load into your girls nose

I give my girl a s a salty booger last night

by Howie 1 December 17, 2016

Booger Dome

A hemispherical bowl in which individuals (mostly female) hide their biological gold and dirt pickings. It can be commonly found underneath their beds or in their closets.

Chad: "Hey Tim, I heard you broke up with Paula. What happened?"
Tim: "Yeah man, I was over at her apartment when I found a booger dome under her bed. It was a total turn-off."

by SuzerainY November 4, 2021

booger bullet

When a dried piece of snot you've been saving gets blown out of your nose and into a tissue accompanied by the sound of a terrific gunshot.

Man I couldn't unblock my nose for ages, but the last time I blew my nose I shot out a massive booger bullet.

by twoup October 10, 2009

Booger whiskers

When a small child wipes boogers with dirty hands causing a streak on their cheeks of dried booger and dirt making it look like someone drew whiskers on their face.

It looks like someone drew whiskers on her face but they are just booger whiskers.

by Woofy616 February 20, 2014

moofty boogers

A slang term for the byproduct of the self cleaning vaginal oven, a moofty is a vagina, and a booger is a booger, people don't really talk about the moofty boogers but everyone has seen one.

Guy. "Dude have you seen Virginias oven lately?"

Other guy. "Yeah dude, moofty boogers to the max"

Alan. " omg did you see Sandi's undies on the bathroom floor?"

Steve. " yeah bro, moofty's for days!!!" moofty booty

by Moof moof May 30, 2016

Dick booger

A mass of unidentified material, on or around the penis.

I woke up this morning, after a hard night partying, with the biggest dick booger I'd ever seen.

by Blackbilly1965 February 3, 2019

booger bomb

A booger that flies out of your nose and hits the person your talking to in the face. booger, nose boogey, snot , nasal mucus, nose, food bullet

I was so embarrassed, I met this beautiful woman and just as I thought I might try to kiss her, a booger bomb shot from my nose onto her forehead. I hope she didn't feel it.

by joecoolthefool May 18, 2016