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Zimbabwean Bologna queef

A sex act. Although details are widely disputed, the Zimbabwean Bologna queef is when a man's foreskin is pulled back by use of the eyelids.

The word queef was used in the name due to similarities in fluttery splurft sounds, or so allege many of the leading experts.

Few claim the eyelid strength to successfully complete such an endevour.

There is said to be a mystical dojo atop mt. Fuji, where grueling and rigorous training prepares one for the life achievement of a proper Zimbabwean Bologna queef.
As if he wasn't surprised enough after 'the hook' I made him smell chloroform and woke him up from the prison party with a Zimbabwean Bologna queef.
by Bonknob November 5, 2013
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bologna nipples

girls with bologna nipples should breastfeed starving kids in africa because they have extremely large nipples.
person 1: kath has some majorly big bologna nipples!
person 2: yeah she should breastfeed kids in africa!
by supppp July 29, 2007
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bolony hole

a person (not gender specific) who allows all kind of meat in there hole(s) without taking time to see what brand, color, or age the meat is.
hey pablo what was the name of that girl you used to date you know bolony hole. pablo replies "oh you mean robyn ya what a skank she got around"
by millartime2 January 20, 2010
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fried bologna nipples

Huge areolas and big flat tits. Often they look like fried bologna would look.
Tonya Harding has some big ole fried bologna nipples in her wedding video.
by Blackstone August 25, 2006
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Bologna Bopper

1.} Used in reference to a male that masturbates excessively. Considered to be an insult.

2.} Insulting term directed at a male who is considered to be/thought of as a jerk-off.
"Lee's a bologna bopper, he annoyed me so much yesterday, that I had a Nitemare about him last night."
by Angelic_Sherry September 19, 2005
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bologna curtains

Another name for the frothy piss hole vagina
That chick's bologna curtains stank like fish
by funnymick June 23, 2006
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bolon

A bitch ass person that no one likes
Man͵ i really hate bolon
by hhdhdjd May 23, 2014
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