blokey

Name for men who are old fat and hairless. Mostly smell like rotting shit and spunk. Time wasters and wankers.

Someone who smells and wanks alot is refered to as a "Blokey"

Man 1 "Mate you smell have you been in all day wanking?"

Man 2 "Yer"

Man 1 "Your such a blokey"

by bobbobbobbob September 25, 2006

Bloger

To bloge is to drink (felch) a quantity of semen greater than that of one ejaculation from another person's rectum. It is not necessarily a sexual act but may be performed for it's therapeutic, novelty or nutritional value. The active participant is the bloger, pronounced blow-ger, while the passive participant is referred to as the bloger, pronounce in the French blow-jhay.

You know Ben, from accounting? He's a total Bloger.

by dablyputs November 1, 2007

Bloner

The act of having a full blown boner.

When I hung out with Ashlea last night she gave me a total bloner.

by theblonermaker April 27, 2011

blogenvy

The feeling you get when come upon a blog that has superior organization, content, and overall appearance as compared to your own blog.

She couldn't help but have blogenvy over the other person's blog, which was superior in all aspects to her own.

by zmus August 8, 2006

blogette

a very small blog entry

"Not a lot going on today, so I only posted a blogette."

by pokstad October 31, 2007

Blogey

The word Blogey comes from Blow (Cocaine), and bogey (Cigarette). The bogey is dipped into the bag of blow, giving it a frosty tip. The finished product is then referred to as a Blogey

Wheres the yayo? i need to make this cig a blogey.

by DzFlossy November 30, 2010

bioreactor

Uterus

Look at her -- I'd like to use HER bioreactor.

by DecellRecell June 2, 2011