Bloop

taking a bong rip while you are pooping: Blooping.

Dave: Dude I just took a huge Bloop. I feel so relaxed.

Me: Thankfully the odor of ganja masks the awful stench of your bowel movement.

Dave: Tacos.

by biglefty August 22, 2009

Bloop

1. Someone who thinks they are Hott and amazing in absolutely every single way... But are normally ugly.

2. To bloop: to blurt out nonsense, make someone confused, or start a conversation with the word bloop

Ex:
1. Oh there goes that bloop with her super short skirt flirting with those guys...

2.Me: hey guess what?
You: Bloop
Me: What?? Haha woww
You: I know, aren't I random?

by Jellybelly<3 January 17, 2012

Bloop

The sound made when one farts in water.

Bloooooop bloop!
-Crap! I shouldn't have eaten those fish tacos!

by Shawn B. April 17, 2003

bloop

i thought i made this word up well guess not.
it means whatever you think
it can be in place of a swear word
it can be used to be insanely random
to tap someone on the noise and say bloop, that means you got bloop'd
When ur talking and there is a awkward silence
basicaly nething

1.What the BLOOP!
2.Person A: So what u did you do tonight?
Person B: Bloop!

by Hannah August 17, 2004

Bloop

To fart. Came from an accidental noise made while farting, and is now used by starbucks employees to talk about farting in front of customers.

Sounds like it is said.

"Dude, what's that smell?"
"Oh, sorry, I just blooped."

by hurricane03 June 22, 2007

bloop

When one pokes another right in the love handles by surprise.

Ling walked behind Matt as he bent over and blooped him before she ran off.

by xx13abyLingxx April 18, 2005

the blooper

when having sex and telling the girl to tightly hold you penis and pull back so the condom pulls off and say oops and then say you don't have another condom until you get head (only works if you handling correctly)

man i wanted dome last night
so i just "busted the blooper" on her ass

by master714 May 20, 2009