bloomsexual

Kind of like “bi” but you like guys and one girl named “Rachel Bloom”

Hey sis what’s your sexuality?

Oh I put the B in LGBTQ

So you’re bisexual?

No I’m Bloomsexual

by hoeassvag October 23, 2019

Broomfield

This is a person who couldn't possibly get into any other educational facility so had to settle for a place at a college to do a university degree. Often people called Jonny.

Oh god Jonny, squares have 4 sides not 3, you're such a Broomfield!

by Holtsyy March 19, 2020

bloompa

A lump or bumps.

Also could be a name for someone who is being annoying

LOL, there is a bloompa cheeks because I got an infection.
Stop being a little bloompa and come help me clean.

by Cynthi Star October 26, 2020

Bloomin hell

Annoying word used repetitively by annoying people also a more British version of “bloody hell.”

Bloomin hell he’s annoying

by Ding dong ditch bro December 25, 2020

Bloomington Butt Bomb

When you shove three big macs with no lettuce up the ass hole of a morbidly obese transgender midget and procede in anal sex with the burgers being squished inside the anus. 3 hours after sex the person with the burgers and cum in their ass is to excrete all over the nipples of the dimmer.

Dude I had Dingleberry over last night and we did a Bloomington Butt Bomb! It was hot as shit but now I have testicular cancer!

by Tweakgangonmcbaptweak January 5, 2021

bloomburglar

A wealthy politician, whose kindly manner camouflages an evil agenda. A political candidate acting in their own self interest, who by their extraordinary charisma allows ordinary citizens to be deceived enough to be swindled.

“Scott Brown is clearly trying to take away our firearms and is nothing more than a bloomburglar.”

by NHLiberty May 19, 2021

Blooming flower

When a male pushes the head of his penis down into the shaft and keeps pinchning it down until the shaft almost disappears into the ball sack, then you let go and the penis blooms like a flower. Recommend only attempting when fully flacid.

Man my uncle did an amazing blooming flower last night after dinner, our whole family was so impressed.

by Loudeezy October 29, 2021