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anal beads anthem

you come over and you’re like wanna fuck/ i say ya only if we can do butt stuff/ i sprint to go grab my anal beads/ you throw it back and scream yes please/ not my birthday but thanks for the cake/ movin too fast gon make a bead break/ one two three beads up my ass/ everyone’s favorite toy made of glass/ anal beads got me on my knees/ yes yes yes now i’m cumming
by Ashlyn! March 29, 2020
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Bungee-beads

When a person decides to go bungee-jumping with anal beads and must use their anal sphincter to stop themselves from certain death.
"Have you ever thought about bungee-beads? I've been wanting to try it for awhile now but I'm afraid my anal sphincter might not be what it used to be"
by ErosSlav6661 January 9, 2021
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by Austin<3 January 27, 2021
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Paul beads

When you tie potatoes on a rope and freeze them and use them as anal beads
He enjoyed the Paul beads being inserted by his lover.
by Yetiarms April 13, 2022
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Molten Hershey Beads

The act when you put make Hershey kisses into a anal beads, then popping the kisses into the asshole, wait for its to become almost melted, then sucking the beads out of that chocolate starfish, and have a nice sweet treat with he/she.
“Hey Joe”
“Yeah peter”
“Wanna do molten hershey beads with me?”
“Sure peter, ill receive this time”
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Baby needs a Benadryl

Betty was startled awake by daughter Harriet for the 3rd time that night, and Betty, bleary-eyed, thought to herself "fucking hell Baby needs a Benadryl." But, knowing drugs are not the answer, Betty rocked her to sleep and put her back in bed.
by Uncle Joosie September 13, 2021
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Irish Anal Bead

When you take a fifth of Irish whiskey and shove it in your ass and do a giant butt chug.
Holy shit that whore shoved a fifth of Jameson Irish whiskey in her ass and did a giant butt chug a true Irish Anal Bead
by Jigga208 April 16, 2022
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