Slather My Beans

When you have liquid shit and wipe from the top of your crack to the bottom, thus wiping your shit onto the back of your scrotum.

Scott: I have to change real quick. I had too much taco bell earlier and it made me slather my beans

by HungrieBoi May 15, 2018

Cool Beans

Awesome, surprising, funny, out-of-the-blue. Often relating to an act of supreme thoughtfulness or creativity, or to a situation that's just generally groovy.

Sam's internet surprises always make me smile; he really knows what's cool beans around here.

by Robinharryandnotthefalcon May 26, 2013

chill your beans

chill out, stop being an asshole

person1- i'm gonna fuck you up biatch
person2- wow man, chill your beans

by mason February 4, 2004

willy beans

Term meaning either a males balls or literally beans made of cock. Usually used in a insult.

Gman suks willy beans

by J_Diz July 16, 2006

price of beans

An expression used to indicate that a speaker has gotten off the subject being discussed.

Joe: Chelsea Clinton sure looks like Afleet Alex.

Shmoe: What does that have to do with the price of beans?

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

cool beans

good, cool , the desired outcome

you got the tickets? COOL BEANS!

by juice November 3, 2002

Milky beans

A different name for the midlands town Milton Keynes

Jim"were you off to"
Bob "Ive got a job on in milky beans"

by fandangowheelspin August 8, 2011