(as) fat as a beached whale

very fat, exceedingly obese

My older half-sister in law was as fat as a beached whale.

by Light Joker December 6, 2004

Belchertown

Belchertown is a hunted town of around 14000 people in MA. It has the Belchertown State School were someone was killed in the tunnels below the buildings. But it also has the Belchertown Fair.

I want to go to the belchertown state school.

by Belchertown1 June 10, 2008

beefhead

variant of meathead, but with the bovine provlivity of standing around blinking stupidly when any word of more than one syllable is spoken to them. Beefheads are also more heavily built than meathead. Academics are currently devising a standardised physiological test which will be able to identify which football players are meatheads and which qualify as beefheads

by M May 16, 2003

benched

Sitting on a bench in the schoolyard during recess against one's will; punishment imposed by teachers on elementary school children for bad behavior.

Johnny was benched for talking back to Mrs. Beronio.

by renben February 2, 2009

beech high school

the domain of hank hill

beech high school is the domain of hank hill

by fu2b December 26, 2017

Beecher

A person who perseveres through all the tuff times and is made fun of but also I cherish by their closest friends

Beecher was made fun of

by Brian werdona March 3, 2017

Beached Whale

The beached whale is a term given for a fat or otherwise unattractive person that hits on you at a bar or club and, despite your disinterest or general disgust, this person will try multiple attempts on you, and follow you around.

"i was out last night and this whale totally beached on me."

or

"where were you? there's two hotties wanting to buy us drinks."
"ugh, sorry. beached whale wouldnt get off me."

by tboners January 4, 2012