Baker Mayfield

The brown streak in your underwear when you haven't wiped properly.

I hate doing my husbands laundry. He always leaves Baker Mayfields in his undies!

by LBKeveryday! December 20, 2015

Beamer

1. a BMW
2. a nice car

"hey, my boyfriend just got a beamer."
"that's so tite"

by bigheavenlyeyes August 12, 2005

bald beaver

It is a pussy that has been shaved.

A female that shaves her pubic hair has a bald beaver.

by dude357 November 6, 2008

beanerpult

When three or more beaners attempt to clear a large obstacle by means of human propulsion. Usually two or more beaners act as the base, and then the 'hopper' loads himself into the hands/arms of the other beaners, and is catapulted over said obstacle.

I once saw a beaner fly, but I realized it was just a beanerpult being used to get him on the roof of my neighbor's house to steal shingles.

by Jinkiro February 26, 2007

angry baker

Before having sexual intercourse with a known skank one must first insert his member into a loaf of yeast filled bread. Moments after, one must proceed in having vaginal intercourse with known skank thus insuring a vicious yeast infection. (Assuming known skank is not currently afflicted with a yeast infection.)

After working at the bakery all day I went down to bang that skank megan. Little did she know that she was about to receive one hell of an angry baker.

by Mathius Primus December 9, 2008

beaver hat

is a female condom

Don't even think about sleeping with her unless she is wearing a beaver hat!

by jew jappy February 26, 2013

flying beaver

when you throw a naked girl into the air.

Person 1: I spy with my little eye, a flying beaver!
Person 2: Dude, stop staring into Jimmy's window.

by TantrumSquash April 14, 2008