Cortnee Barker

The ah-may-zingg-est person in the worldd!!!!(:

Cortnee Barker is ah-may-zingg! (:

by bahahotchick May 15, 2010

Doing a barber

To be lazy and oversleep to miss/nearly miss an important event.

"Yo bitches, where is james?"

"That motherfucker did a barber this morning."

by Windus May 20, 2005

Barder

A socially, physically, and culturally advanced person. Strong, proud and easily adaptive to any situation. Basically a Barder is an awesome person in pretty much every way.

Person #1- Man, that guy is pretty awesome

Person #2- Yeah, hes a Barder

Person #1- Well, that explains it.

by chach22 October 10, 2010

Starving Barber

A sexual act in which the giver munches on the pubes, forcibly ripping them out with his/her teeth.

"Bro, what's up?"
"Man, my girl pulled the starving barber last night."
"Shit son, you should always keep it trimmed."

by slabberjabber April 25, 2010

barber the door

Done in an office setting where one takes their desk (specifically one that has a hutch attached to it), bookcase, other office furniture and places it in front of the office door so that they can't be seen from the hallway without entering ones office.

Dan: Hey did you see what Mike did in his office? I'm going to barber the door in mine as well so I can take naps and no one will know.

by vbjas October 3, 2007

Barfecate

When something makes you barf so hard that your body searches to the depths of your bowels for something to puke, the result being that you vomit up your own poop (which, when evacuated in this manner, is known as barfeces).

Her 300 dollar pants were so ridiculously ugly that when I saw them I barfecated, covering them in barfeces.

by Askanadult December 28, 2008

Barbera Ann

When spoken quickly sounds like "bobberann", slang term for a girl who is known to perform oral sex willingly.

Susie got to be well-known around school as a Barbera Ann, because she woukd rather give head, than fuck, because she was saving herself for her future husband.

by shomesomethin July 13, 2010