dogs are barking

Your feet fucking hurt, stink, and reek.

From the movie "Planes, Trains, and Automobiles"

"My dogs are barking" *Removes Shoes and Socks.

by Mitochondria2009 November 28, 2009

Barackian-American

Following the 2008 election, a bi-racial American.

I'm not Asian, I'm not black -- I'm both. I'm just another Barackian-American.

by Ponzu the Rabbit March 11, 2009

Barking Spider

A fart made while sitting in a chair. A chair has four legs. The person has two arms and two legs- that's eight legs- thus the spider reference. With time the term has been misused so often, it has now come to mean any fart.

( Person sitting next to you lifts one leg and farts ). I have to go, that Barking Spider just put me off my lunch.

by Mark Trageser March 7, 2008

bare backing

Sitting directly on the toilet bowl with the seat up.

1) I kept peeing between the seat and bowl until I started bare backing.

2) I am too big and too old to fit on the toilet seat, so I have to pee and poop while bare backing.

by Clarkma July 18, 2010

whats barackin

a good way for Barack Obama supporters to say whats up

"HEY! Whats Barackin???"

by bestgrace February 18, 2008

your dogs are barking

you got some ugly ass feet and they're probably smelly too

person: *sends a pic of feet*
me: "girl your dogs are barkinggg"

by peahfaithywaithy July 23, 2017

barking spider

A higher pitched fart, typically resulting when the fart is either forced, or interestingly, when the fart is attempted to be squelched. Should never be confused with a barking tree frog, the tone of which is clear and resounding.

Mary squeaked out a barking spider in church last Sunday, right in the middle of the sermon.

by W. Lunker March 6, 2008