Skip to main content

Burst Balloon

Noun, describing the appearance of an anus after a lengthy and/or violent period of abuse from fingers, penises, dildos, broom handles, what-have-you.
Quentin's gait was as that of a penguin that morning after his initiation. When questioned by friends he confided that he had spent the evening being buggered senseless by the Green Bay Packers with the inevitable result of his asshole now looked like a Burst Balloon.
by goody5 December 7, 2010
mugGet the Burst Balloon mug.

Balloon Generation

A word used to describe members of anyone graduating High School around 2011. So named for the tendencies of this generation to "demand a balloon" for doing the absolute minimum amount of work and expecting automatic gratification. More literally, this gratification is generally expected in the form of grades, popularity, etc. Generally, anyone born in the early '90s can be defined as part of the Balloon Generation, regardless of whether or not they actually exhibit the above characteristics.
You're part of the balloon generation! You think you can do the absolute minimal amount of work and then ask GIMME A BALLOON and I'll actually give you one? You're weaksauce!
by NotTheBees! February 28, 2010
mugGet the Balloon Generation mug.

Ballottery

The Ballot Lottery, where the person you vote for only has a 50/50 odds of actually representing you, and even if they win, it doesn't matter, because the other party won't work with them anyway. So you always lose.
There really aren't any winners of the Ballottery.
by [TOM] ThunderDawg October 20, 2010
mugGet the Ballottery mug.

Blouse Balloons

Breasts Female Fun Flesh; boobs; bossoms; tits
Dee packed a lovely set of blouse balloons.
by TooSick4U August 27, 2005
mugGet the Blouse Balloons mug.

sad balloon

It isn’t exactly a woman with a flat chest, but she isn’t exactly an “A “cup either. It is when the breasts looks like a birthday party balloon that you have found behind the couch 3 weeks after your birthday party, Just kind of old and deflated and most of all sad. :(
Man, her ass is nice, but she sure does have some sad balloons...what the hell, I'll still bang her...
by Balloon Popper August 16, 2010
mugGet the sad balloon mug.

Denver Hot Air Balloon

When you take a piece of chewing gum and blow a bubble inside your girl's love hole.
Frankie was chewing a piece of Big Red when he went down on his girl, so he decided to give her a Denver Hot Air Balloon.
by SilkyJohnson45 December 10, 2009
mugGet the Denver Hot Air Balloon mug.

Popped my Balloons

Another way of saying that you ruined something such as:

1. a day
2. a happy moment
3. a glorious meal
Your excessive drinking on my wedding day Popped my Balloons.

Officer, these handcuffs are seriously popping my balloons.

I have a feeling the test results are going to Pop my Balloons.
by rhinografix March 27, 2011
mugGet the Popped my Balloons mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email