hit the blankets

-i'm sleepy
-same, i'm going hit the blankets
by Wisdomtooth101 March 27, 2017
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Blanket Gophers

Small dogs that burrow into your bed and stay there.
You're not grabbing my leg, that's those damn blanket gophers.
by Brad Greenwood November 29, 2014
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stiff blanket

A useless person who has no input to the group. They are awkward, a little bit moist and could also be described as a wet weekend. They are about as useful as a stiff blanket. No one wants a stiff blanket.
Friend: Have you met Barry?
Me: Nah, but I’ve heard he’s a stiff blanket.
by W@llis February 04, 2018
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Un-blanketed

The action in which a male removes the blakets from a female .. Selfishly hogging them and leving her with cold feet .
Hey ! You un-blanketed me you douch bag !
by Chigga1323 December 30, 2013
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Punching the Blanket

When a man masturbates underneath a blanket, and it appears as if he is punching the blanket due to the rapid up-and-down movement of his hand. This can also be used as a joke by a guy who wants to appear as if he is masturbating, however when he is asked what he's doing, he simply says, "I'm punching the blanket."
Mike: "John are you whacking off under there?"
John: "Nah bro, I'm just punching the blanket."
by padsy69 March 29, 2011
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F-blanket

Short for a fuck blanket. Usually referred to a female that is used by one or many guys for sex. The girl is never considered a girlfriend or respected.
Who's that girl? Oh, that's Bobby's new f-blanket.
by 711Arbor May 09, 2009
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Pig in a Blanket

While taking a piss after cutting Jalepenos a person uses the bottom cuff of their T-shirt or sweater to hold ones wiener as to avoid personal injury.
Shit, I forgot to put the pig in a blanket, my dick's on fire.
by Dirty Daniel from B'ham February 07, 2011
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