Asserism

When a major artery in your ass bursts and kills you, or someone else, should this occur to them. If the asserism is explosive enough, it could also take out bystanders in a close proximity.

She seemed to be in good health, but one day while driving to work she suffered a severe asserism which killed her instantly and caused a 5-car pileup.

by CornDog666 January 14, 2023

Asster Taste

Asster taste is an after taste which tastes like ass.

Dude, don’t ever get the chicken parm from Barney’s. Their marinara has this nasty asster taste.

by asster taste February 11, 2023

Asser

very smart person but can be annoying sometimes

Asser is so smart, dude

by khalooty March 20, 2023

assier

To be more of an ass than someone else.

When you drive like an ass, I'll drive assier!

by foxglove March 21, 2023

assert dominance

When your teacher asks you to videorecord your iceskating exerciseses after you have completed the session and you are back home checking your handins after taking a shower.

You have to hand in a vidoerecording of the exact same exercisises we just performed, and I saw you execute right infront of me, even tho its too late now and the iceskating session is over and you are back in your apartment checking you mandatory tasks for the semester after taking a shower back at your apartment, so that I can assert dominance.

by brunogfin March 21, 2023

asser

Someone more ass than ass

Dude, that guy is asser than my dead grandma!

by MyMomAndDadHateMe May 3, 2023

Assperger Syndrome

A disorder characterized by people who use their real or imagined asperger's diagnosis as an excuse to act like an asshole.

Elon Musk suffers from Assperger Syndrome.

by John the Felon May 9, 2023