studmuffin assballs

Unrelated to the conventional studmuffin, studmuffin assballs is an exclamation expressing intense anger, frustration or pain.
It is most frequently roared in the deepest growl possible towards the person who caused one's anger.

Mom: Honey, your grandmother just died.
You: STUDMUFFIN ASSBALLS!

by Kjeild January 24, 2008

assbang

Don't drop the soap.

Oops i dropped the soap oooooooooohhhhh

by J_Rock January 19, 2004

assburger

Fecal excrement which is soft and flat, similar in look and shape to a hamburger.

I ate at McDonald's yesterday and this morning I shit out a bunch of assburgers.

by Marcus Ripley September 12, 2009

assbubble

a totally retarded, skanky, pickle-buffing, poop-stain on the underpants of society.

Maria Tristan, johnny tristan, and Tyrone Biggums are all assbubbles

by yo momma! August 30, 2008

assback

a woman with a straight back that travels past the buttocks; usually ends in the upper thigh. essentially, a woman with NO ass.

Chase: Yo Larry check out that bitches face...
Larry: um ok, her face is cool...but i also noticed an assback...

by Cressionary December 28, 2008

Assbury

tool + douche = assbury

rap master t: dude, i love pat sajak
papa k: hes a tool and a douche..HES AN ASSBURY

by Papa K October 19, 2008

assburners disease

The result or aftermath of when you have eaten too many spicy items.

I ate too many jalapenos and now I have assburners disease.

by Cadii 22 May 31, 2010