Archie

Archie is the type of guy who pretends to be your friend just so he can get in a purely sexual relationship with your brother. Be very aware of any Archies you know even if you don't have a brother he will still try go after your dad. His constant erection makes it very hard to take him seriously due to the massive bulge down his left trouser leg

Person 1: oh no archie is on his way over
Person 2: is that a snake in his trousers?

by Rapid turtle December 15, 2022

Archie

A rare type of find. A diamond.

Through all the pressure Archie shines like a diamond

by RapidRabbit January 18, 2023

Archie Fullegar-Hay

A Celebrity in the hills of North Yorkshire.
What is he known for?

His meme page Calculons…
GO SPAM HIS NAME IN THE COMMENTS!!!
Hes also pedo

Archie Fullegar-Hay Touched My Child

by anonymous February 13, 2023

Archie

Archie is a funny guy who loves men but says no homo while kissing the homies

Hey guys imma do a archie

by your eighth gamer friend March 26, 2023

archie

Big bum dosser that’s shit at clubs

Archie is a gayboy LOL

by Coopdag April 6, 2023

Archie

The tiniest man alive, like I'm talking microscopic, like I'm talking you could step on him with your toe, he is a pretty cool guy though.

WARNING: If you meet Archie you may end up with neck pain from looking at him too much.

Person 1: Archie is so tiny that I just want to stomp on him, but I heard he likes that.

by YeetusCleetusDetus April 9, 2023

Archie Holmes

an absolute sexy beast of a name who wields a huge dick and is generally just better than everyone.

is that archie holmes?

i just came inside my pants.

by guy with omega lights May 24, 2023