oh yeah fuck me with applesauce

The act of fucking someone with applesauce

Girl,oh yeah fuck me with applesauce

Guy,what the actual fuck

by Applesauce_man October 11, 2020

candy apples

woman with either modest brest enhancemnets or an older woman who has very high brests for her age

That nurse is sure hot, she's like 50 but still has some nice candy apples

by Kegs July 5, 2006

Bobbing for Apples

When a girl goes down on u underwater

That girl was bobbing for apples in the hot tub on me last night.

by ShaneH Fap February 19, 2011

crisscross applesauce

the act of urinating in a manner such that two (or more) streams of urine intersect, thereby creating a frothy churning yellow swirl in the water which resembles applesauce

Billy and Bobby both had to pee really bad, so rather than each taking their turn, they decided to crisscross applesauce.

by Chad Baker May 12, 2004

applesauce enema

An applesauce enema is an insult said to, or wished on, someone who is a total dumbass.

"He needs an applesauce enema." "She deserves an applesauce enema."

by knowurkt December 7, 2013

Apples

Code name for the most beautiful amazing girl in the whole wide world. She is really random at times and has a great sense of humor. She also has a weird fetish for popping pimples. She has the look of a goddess and is funny, smart, random, and just the best! Everyone is jealous of her and wants to be her but simply can't because she is the best and no one compares to her. Shes just..... THE BEST

-Dang bro that girl isn't even close to Apples status!

-Yeah you're right bro. No one can compare to Apples!

by ChopsticksEggrollsRice December 7, 2010

applesauce

the sweat from an apple bottom

dude, she's been running around all day; I bet she's got mad applesauce

by princessdiane October 21, 2011