Amish Girl

When engaging in intercourse with a girl that ejaculates so thick that it looks like you are churning butter in her vagina.

I turned the lights on after fucking this chick the other day. She left so much butter on my cock she had to be an Amish Girl

by twistedATbangedupNET February 8, 2010

amish cracker

A sexual act involving facial hair, bodily fluids, and a cracker in various ways. The cracker involved is eaten afterwards.

So, I happened to walk in on one of my friends giving his woman an amish cracker last night.

by inurbasekillinurd00dz March 29, 2008

amish 9/11

Its where you paint your cock like a plane and have a 3 some then you crash your cock into the vagina aka the building then the 2nd guy crashes the plane into the asshole and then yells AMISH 9/11 and then the cum acts like a explosion. If you have gonorrhea it adds the burning affect.

Yo man I did the amish 9/11 to Felica with Robert there.

by Sucking nipples September 19, 2016

Amish Dick

When you have sex with a guy thinking he will be great in bed but instead he’s boring and fails to perform.

Susie: “Did you end up going home with that hot guy from the club last night?

Jenny: “Yeah but he had that Amish dick. Wasn’t even worth it”

by Spitting Glitter November 22, 2016

Amishfuck

The act of witnessing something so horrific it can only be compared to an Amish fucking.

That gentleman's face is quite an Amishfuck.

by dizz-a-le January 18, 2009

Amish Egg Yolk

When a man breaks an egg open on his penis and uses the egg yolk as a masturbatory lubricant, which is meant to resemble the fashion in which amish people churn butter.

I just ran out of lotion yesterday, so today I had to perform an amish egg yolk on myself.

by analbutt69 May 2, 2012

Amish Bubble Blower

Ok Ok its when you are eating a girl out and you blow as hard as possible into the kooter.

Last night i gave your mom an Amish Bubble Blower

by Amish 69 May 14, 2005