Skip to main content

Alternate

Someone who is not good enough, up to par, achieves satisfactory expectations. Someone who would be the best at what they do if only they are given the chance, which they never do.
Friend 1: Hey! What happened to Cindy? I heard she went home.

Friend 2: Yea, she was only an alternate so they had better people in line before her. So she didn't get the position she wanted and was turned away.
by Bleebleeblue June 23, 2016
mugGet the Alternate mug.

Alternatively Happy

The politacally correct way of saying that a person is gay.
He looks "alternatively happy" in that outfit.
by backinmyday December 24, 2011
mugGet the Alternatively Happy mug.

Alternativist

(alt-er-nat-iv-ist)

1) Someone who constantly and compulsively uses things that arent generally considered to be "mainstream", or the alternatives to mainstream things, for the sake of being different.

2) Someone who changes standard, generally-accepted colloquialisms into less known versions (i.e. 'Bing it', rather than 'Google it')
Person A: "I'm going to Yahoo Search that..."

Person B: "You utter alternativist.."
by Jyakku October 8, 2010
mugGet the Alternativist mug.

Alturdative

"Al-turd-ative"....A variation of the similar word "Alternative".... Meaning the decision of a girl wishing to remain a virgin to take it up the butt instead of having vaginal sex.... the thought process being that anal sex isn't a violation of chastity vows since it doesn't break the hymen.
The girl said she wouldn't have vaginal intercourse cuz she wanted to technically stay a virgin but, she offered me anal sex as an "al-turd-ative" (alturdative).
by The Legend AKA The Teflon Turd December 24, 2010
mugGet the Alturdative mug.
The idea that someone is guilty unless they can come up with another person who is either guilty or a strong suspect. The idea is usually based on an imprecise process of elimination.
Parent to child: Did you do it?
Child: No.
Parent: Well if you didn't do it, then who did?
Nearby observer: Ah ha, she's using the guilty until alternate suspect principle.
by BillyBuggy March 17, 2011
mugGet the Guilty until alternate suspect principle mug.

alternate term

Teacher: "Students, give me a list of keywords and alternate terms."
by KellyLovesYou September 25, 2013
mugGet the alternate term mug.

alternitive conformity

a group of conformists that are all the same becuase they all hate conformist things.

seems to exist mostly of emo/scene kids.
Examples of alternitive conformity:

-people who hate people who wear abercrombie and fitch or hollister or ae.

"OMG all you prep fags are all the same cause you wear abercrombie and fitch"
~emo kid

-people who hate people who listen to bands like fall out boy only after they had become popular.

"i liked fall out boy BEFORE they were popular. you just like them cause you heard them on the radio."
~another emo kid
by derek0660 March 30, 2007
mugGet the alternitive conformity mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email