Airline Pilot

1. Leaps tall buildings in a single bound. Is more powerful than a speeding bullet, walks on water, and discusses policy with The King. Is higher in rank than a multiengine pilot.

Whoa! Look at the airline pilot all spiffy in his uniform!

by Da Moose November 18, 2003

aisle of progress

Unlike disney worlds carousel of progress this is an aisle at a company where all the latest development is supposed to happen but instead it sits empty. The shock and dismay of managers faces are always visible when they look into the aisle of progress. "WHERE IS EVERYONE? DON'T THEY KNOW THIS IS THE COMPANIES MOST IMPORTANT PROJECT?"

pad:Have you seen stinky feet?
commando: Yeah hes over in the aisle of progress.
pad:I checked, nobody is there.
commando: std

by 1337c0d3d00d October 5, 2020

asilis

can be overprotective person or a kind hearted person. Usually enjoys being like an old grandma.

She is such is asilis.
my Grandma is an asilis

by the french child May 28, 2021

Tyler Airlines

An international shitstorm that ruins lives around the world. The least trustworthy of all airlines, and will crash and burn wherever it goes.

“hey how are you flying to Calgary?”
“i’m flying with Tyler Airlines- there’s a layover in Australia”
“omg they are the worst.”
“i know but it was the cheapest flight, and with them you really get what you pay for”
“ok well i hope i see you there, but you might crash on your way”

by cuttingthetoxicpeopleout November 3, 2019

χομδουλ airlines

The only airline of Albania. The airline is owned by Telakos (90%), Albania (10%) .

Χομδουλ airlines on top!

by nothymd June 30, 2022

American Eagle Airlines

American Eagle Airlines is a brand name used by American Eagle Airlines, Inc. (formerly Simmons Airlines), based in Fort Worth, Texas, and Executive Airlines based in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in the operation of passenger air service as regional affiliates of American Airlines. All three airlines are wholly-owned subsidiaries of AMR Corp. Currently operates the ATR-72,CRJ-700, and ERJ-135/140/145

I flew on an American Eagle Airlines ERJ-135 from Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport to John F. Kennedy International Airport

by studentpilot August 21, 2010

Ailish

Overweight tramp who derives pleasure from sleeping with married men. Generally has large cankles. Odd habits include speaking with fake accents and farting in bed.

The poor man, he never saw that Ailish coming.

by derbonxx February 7, 2010