aggressive monogamy

A type of monogamy, practiced by swingers - who are trying to hide the fact that they are swingers - because they built their entire persona around being in a traditional monogamous relationship.

He kept saying that he was practicing aggressive monogamy, while his wife was in the bedroom getting railed by his best friend.

by PugsAreAnAbominationToGod June 7, 2024

aggressive form of stupid

a form of stupid that comes on so suddenly there is a very small chance of becoming un-stupid

Bill: My X wife has an aggressive form of stupid...
Fred: Bummer Bill.

by ksmoothone April 9, 2016

Aggressive Begging

How women tell men they dont want to work and be taken care of in the 21st Century.

Women who say "If he doesnt make 4x what I am making we cant be together." is a form of aggressive begging.

by lynkxs December 10, 2024

Aggressively useless

When someone or something is so devoid of any redeeming value you can't believe it's not intentional.

I'm trying real hard not to hate my son-in-law, but the kid's aggressively useless.

by THX1180 December 2, 2023

aggressive generosity

When a mutual and unspoken agreement is breached in a positive and negative manner.

Me and Sandra agreed not to give each other christmas presents. Sandra proceeded to gift me a rolex. Aggressive Generosity.

by Superlongshlong December 25, 2020

Flavour Aggression

Flay-vor Ag-gres-sion (noun)

Enjoying the flavour of what you are eating when sometimes quite suddenly it ceases to taste good and can also be come completely unpalatable that you have to immediately stop eating it.

Inspired by the term “pet aggression” like when a cat is enjoying being petted, suddenly bites your hand to get you to stop petting them. It’s usually a quick transition, often unexpected. Consider your tastebuds the “cat” in flavour aggression.

I was chilln’ and munching on salt n’ vinegar chips when flavour aggression suddenly hit, I couldn’t eat another bite.

I love these pretzels! -ten minutes later- These pretzels are making me thirsty! Yuck!

by Adxlib July 28, 2022

Aggressive pattycake

A term interchangable with the word, "evil," that allows you to bypass the spiritual matrix's built in cancel culture for any communication that uses the word, "evil."

Don't put Satan in hell, he was just guilty of aggressive pattycake.

by sector97grepresentative July 19, 2024