A Dark skin Male Only Known In legends that you speak about to your children, a man that has slayed so many women with his bigger than your favorite porn stars Penis, a man that has sent more women to the doctor than a gynecologist, a man that has left more girls missing than a milk carton, a man that if he has sex with your girlfriend, there is a 250% chance that you will never see her again. an Asonta' Johnson is the male above males, His penis should be made of gold an diamonds, it should have its own zip code, it should be on ebay, it should have its own commercial.
by flenor11 December 13, 2010
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-Aesop Rock, “Prosperity”
"Soakin’ an pokin’ a half
Soakin’ a laugh crash test
Figure the mixture’s diggin’ up his last breath
Grief thief leaf briefly turned chieftain.
The tap water’s on, the water’s off, the water’s leakin’”
"Soakin’ an pokin’ a half
Soakin’ a laugh crash test
Figure the mixture’s diggin’ up his last breath
Grief thief leaf briefly turned chieftain.
The tap water’s on, the water’s off, the water’s leakin’”
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A strange conglomeration of two terms, aerodynamic and ergonomic, born out of a focus group in Orange County, California by respondent Doug in seat 1. The funny thing is, I don't think he knows its really not a word.
Salesman: "This boat is aeronomically is designed for speed AND handling. Seriously!"
Buyer: "Aeronomically designed, eh? I'll let you know"
Buyer: "Aeronomically designed, eh? I'll let you know"
by Youthful Wisdom January 27, 2006
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