Boris Johnson

Definition: A mop
fucked up UK with his tiny penis
no1 biggest sanctioner in history
killled the uk economy as soon as covid eased.
married a woman 21 years yunger than him
most famous quote "the cure covid we must sacrifice with covid by living with covid :)"

'The fucking mop couldnt clean up his own shit'.
'Boris Johnson has a wet mop for hair'

by MASSIVECUNTDICK March 27, 2022

Rocky Johnson

When a male nipple achieves peak performance and maximum hardness

it's so cold out here, i just popped a rocky johnson

by Rocky Johnson October 03, 2016

Hum A Johnson

The combination of slobbing on a nob and humming one's favorite tune.

"I hum far too much johnson for my own good."

"I have an idea, how about you hum a johnson!"

"I'm gonna go tame that ass."

"I hooked up with a bitch last night."
"Did she hum your johnson?"
"Naw she gave me that gum job cus she had no teef."

by POISON DART July 28, 2008

sloppy johnson

when you cover your tally in manwhich and have your girlfriend lick it off.

Caren was so hungry she ate 5 sloppy johnsons for dinner.

by Guy Ball October 04, 2006

Hobo Johnson

Best rap/poet I’ve heard in a long while.

Have you heard Hobo Johnson’s rap, Peach Scone

by Trashist April 10, 2018

Bobby Johnson

A term used to describe a type of marijuanna normally called OG kush

"I got an optimo full of that Bobby Johnson. You wanna get faded?"

by Dr. Todd Reezee January 25, 2009

brett johnson

person with a very large penis

brett johnson is tall in bed

by killa turkey145 May 04, 2016