Fail mail

Imagine doing a countdown and end up with terrible timing

10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 0 ........ Nothing happens

That's fail mail

by Mail moment July 20, 2023

Mail-in dump

A mail-in dump is a large “finding” of mail in ballots for a political candidate when losing an election. Typically used by the Democratic Party, the mail in dump rose to prominence during the 2020 elections.

Warnock is done by 117,000 votes but don’t worry there’s a large mail-in dump coming at 2am that will secure his win.

by Ron twiss January 6, 2021

stale mail

any E-mail that arrives (sometimes again) weeks after it was originally sent, due to very slow servers.

After replying to Karens Email, i realized it arrived today - BUT was sent two weeks ago, Damn Stale Mail!

by Addictive1 June 19, 2006

jail mail

A person in jail that gets mail.

An inmate looks at their cell mate and asks what they have in their hands.
Cell mate replies: I just got received a letter. I just love getting jail mail.

by Eagles Are Awesome May 13, 2020

mail drop

1.a punch to the face.
(also "mail droped".)

chavo got mail droped for woofin' shit.
this sucker's 'bout to get mail droped.

by Cuco October 4, 2003

panty mail

when a woman really wants a guy she will send him her panties through the mail often with a note. this is called panty mail.

guess what I got some panty mail.

by Deep blue 2012 August 28, 2009

fart mail

when you record a fart with your cell phone and send it via messaging app ie: Facebook messenger, imessage etc

i just sent jesse fart mail

by dan5000 May 20, 2015