Toe Rodeo

The act of getting your big toe stuck while putting your undergarments on.

Dude! i was getting ready for my big date after my shower, and got my big toe stuck in my underwear. it was a Toe Rodeo all over the place!

by watson88 November 13, 2008

TOE-NEH

A White person, damnably so. Has never read Shakespeare. Liberal, and most certainly a weeb. Would gladly get f***ed in the ass by bill gates if it meant getting better healthcare.

"I understand that, but you don't need to be such a TOE-NEH about it"

by Hillary_Clinton April 05, 2023

Club Toe

When someone drunkenly decides to take their sandals off at the club, thus resulting in the blackening of ones feet from the filth of youthful exuberance slowly rubbing into your skin.

"Oh my God you bitch, stop touching my knee with your club toe."

by Wanilla Ice February 12, 2020

guy toe

anal itch that doesn't go away unless you do an anal spider

i didn't wash my ass for two days, now i have guy toe

by garfi3ld April 27, 2009

Toe caressment

(Verb) rubbing ones toes with your own gently and soothingly.

"Hold on stand still let me caress your toes, oh look it's Toe Caressment"

by ToeCaressment69 August 30, 2022

manmel toe

What a guy gets when he wears really tight pants. QV camel toe.

Check out the drummer from Plastic Crimewave Sound! Manmel toe!

by Mycopheles September 14, 2006

sprinkle-toes

The unpleasant drizzle sensation, caused by back splash, that men feel when wearing flip-flops at a urinal.

Jesus, you pretty much have to do urinal-splits to avoid sprinkle-toes at this Barnes & Noble!

by VictorDSpoils October 11, 2009