shitty mop

You put a bunch of shit on yo mop then when someone uses it there is shit all over the floor
I shit on a mop and I'm going to use it to make my whole floor smell like shitty asses

My gf gave me a shitty mop and made it look like it wasent dirty not my floor smells like ass
by That dud July 02, 2017
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sucking the mop

Disappointed, let down, feeling cheated. Literally, left with a bad taste in the mouth.
I was looking forward to the party but I was left sucking the mop.
by Telmea Story May 07, 2018
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froff mop

A froff mop is a special mop used to clean up the froff (froth) that is expelled from a womans vagina when she is stimulated sexually.
After the 10th consecutive screening of magic mike xxl the cinema attendents froff mop was worn out. He had to borrow anothet froff mop to clean up the rest of the froff.
by nigeLpredator February 08, 2017
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Stinky Mop

When one has long and sweaty pubic hair. This results in the hair being stinky and mop-like. Usualy discovered during oral sex.
Synonyms: sweaty mop, smelly mop.
Antonyms: clean, shaven, groomed, pleasent.
"Man, Kate is so hot!"
"Yeah, but I heard she has a stinky mop."
by Psyco Darwin January 02, 2015
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Hot Mop

Using one's hairy scrotum to clean up after blowing a load on your boyfriend’s face
Marc Gave Jose a Hot Mop lastnight!
by Austin 22 April 04, 2019
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Hot Mop

When a man ejaculates on a woman's face and then swirls his erect penis in the seminal fluids creating a creamy facemask.
Oh my god Tom hot mopped me last night and now my skin is so radiant and clear.
by Cisonyourface January 30, 2015
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penis mop

When the penis is used to smear semen on a woman's belly.
Pete used his penis mop to rub in the cum on Trena.
by Big Daddy Mud Flap February 20, 2016
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