Glizzy Gobbler

Somebody who has extremely high standards

Oh,Mason? He's a massive Glizzy Gobbler.

You've got no chance with them! They're a Glizzy Gobbler

by my glizzy has 3 fingers August 31, 2021

Stock Gobbler

A member of staff who eats stock in a shop without paying

Sam: Have you had another twirl lewys??
Stu: Have you had another lucozade lewys??
Lewis: Yes
Sam: Stop being a stock gobbler you dick

by Samy roberts August 22, 2011

guacamole gobbler

Usually defines Mexicans in video games who "server hop" to give them a ping advantage.

"Dude I can't hit the laggy fucker, stupid ass fucking guacamole gobblers server hopping"

by FootsieRoll November 24, 2021

Site gobbler

A subspecies of human that gobbles the cock of any supervisor or manager above them to further his chances of obtaining more cocks to gobble, proffered natural environment is the air conditioned cab of a loader to avoid cheese build up on cock, A famous lineage of cock gobblers are the Dillon line.

Site gobbler “The local site 21 cock gobbler Brett was on the prowl today as management took a site tour”

by Bigorse1998 January 31, 2023

Sloppy Gobbler

Adj.
A person who uses a great amount of saliva for oral sex

Synonyms: oral sex, head, dome, tip, gawk gawk 3000

She's a real sloppy gobbler, that's why I love her.

"I will sloppy gobble you while you're gaming"

by Righter Digest February 15, 2023

henry gobbler

A woman who can take the entire shaft and ballsack in their mouth at the same time.

Wow, look at Jenny go! She's a damn henry gobbler!

by MKUltr4 November 20, 2018

Cracker Gobbler

I. Someone that only eats dried cum.

II. Someone who talks so much smack so you call them a "cracker gobbler" but they dont understand.

Get a load of this cracker gobbler aye

by Ultimate Cracker Gobbler May 29, 2018