fucked up friday

first friday of every month everyone gets as fucked up as they posibly can and party

kat:u ready for fucked up friday!?!?!?!?!?!:D
mom:helll yeeaaaaaaaaaaaaa
kat:can i have money for tht now?
mom:um no buy ur own shit and my shit

by kat252;] August 7, 2011

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Get the fucked up fridaymug.

shut the fuck up

the words that is told to a person who talks about the stupidest shit...

Josh Cain Shut The FUCK Up!~

by Annie November 12, 2004

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Get the shut the fuck upmug.

fuck up the shut

An alternate way of saying "shut the fuck up".

Guy 1: Hey, I have a 15 foot penis.
Guy 2: Dude, fuck up the shut.

by Gangsta Numba Ninizzle. March 25, 2009

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Get the fuck up the shutmug.

theft fuck up

when a person is going on a thefting spree and aims for a house they do not know is heavily armed

I saw a theif coming to my house so i gave him a theft fuck up by punching him down my steepest staircase and watched him die, shortly later i threw him in the garbage

by your best idiot April 10, 2010

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Get the theft fuck upmug.

A little fucked up

A way to say casually how fucked up you really are. Like if you were to draw the line of where fucked up is and go down the road a little more then look back at it.

Im a little fucked up.

by PsychobabblesFire December 2, 2018

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Get the A little fucked upmug.

1. (v.) Drinking/using narcotics to the point where you know longer have control of your body/mind. Usually accompanied by blackouts and in some cases, peeing on your girlfriends Super Nintendo.

2. (adj.) Used to describe something that a close friend or family member did to wrong you.

"Dude I got so federally fucked up last night I peed on my girl's printer. I don't remember SHIT."

"Did you hear that Mike stole Jim's girl then got her pregnant and left hit to raise the kid?"
"Damn, that's federally fucked up."

by DaKine1947 March 10, 2011

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