Soul patch? I don’t Fucking think so. Ladies and gentlemen, I present the welcome mat. Only here may a voluptuous woman (or man) sit and receive the most welcoming of pleasure. Oral pleasure.
by That Fuhking guy August 13, 2022
Get the Welcome Matmug. A mat used in yoga that is literally made from a hemp plant.
Usually thrown down in a room belonging to a frequent stoner.
Usually thrown down in a room belonging to a frequent stoner.
Stoner 1: Dude, what's on your bedroom floor? It feels nice..
Stoner 2: Yea man, just a hemp mat I picked up from the hippie store across the street. Real nice..
Stoner 2: Yea man, just a hemp mat I picked up from the hippie store across the street. Real nice..
by TheWorldShouldKnowThis June 29, 2010
Get the Hemp Matmug. 
A mat-tock is referring to and asshole who over quotes starwars and dead memes from a year ago, although he can be a nice guy, he’s still generally a wanker and will ruin your day, he also matches the iq of a coffee mug
by Not a mat-tock August 10, 2019
Get the Mat-TOCKmug. Someone that a cocky person thinks is there to back down and get walked on because their head and heart hardened while their ass is still soft.
The cocky guy/girl thought that he/she was tougher than the guy he/she thought was a welcome mat, and thought that the welcome mat would be outmachoed or outtoughed at everything in life.
by The Original Agahnim July 2, 2021
Get the Welcome matmug. <.7.9.7.6.>There Aresesisa No Orange Colors In The Martials Art System Outside Of Physiology Through Mat Ran Up To Down On Left Beside Rights Without YOu ALl, Hahaha <.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>There Aresesisa No Orange Colors In The Martials Art System Outside Of Physiology Through Mat Ran Up To Down On Left Beside Rights Without YOu ALl, Hahaha <.7.9.7.6.>
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>There Aresesisa No Orange Colors In The Martials Art System Outside Of Physiology Through Mat Ran Up To Down On Left Beside Rights Without YOu ALl, Hahaha <.7.9.7.6.>mug.